Batman V Superman Non-Spoiler Review

So I saw Batman V Superman... three times. I saw it on opening day, I saw it the second time with my new girlfriend (I will get to that in a minute). And then I saw it a third time with my mom. This is gonna be a non spoiler review. I will upload the spoiler review after this. So yeah I have a new girlfriend now. Her name is Brianna and I was friends with her in fifth grade. Anyway so back to the movie. Most people hated the movie. But I'm not like most people. I really loved the movie and I don't see why people disliked it so much. I mean yeah, it did have it's flaws. But it was still a great movie. Otherwise I wouldn't have seen it three times. Jessie Eisenberg's acting was amazing, Ben Affleck's Batman was totally badass, and they had a lot of Justice League cameos and easter eggs. It was every comic book nerd's dream movie. Oh and Wonder Woman was really great too. Some people clapped when she showed up in the movie. Lex Luthor also made a couple of references to the villain Darkseid.


Okay that's probably as much as I can say without spoiling the movie. Oh and if you don't follow me on Instagram, here's the link to my page: https://www.instagram.com/kaptainkris412/


Thank you guys so much for reading. Go see Batman V Superman because it was seriously the greatest movie ever. Have a good day!!

Star Wars: Rogue One

Oh. My. God. Guys I am fanboying so hard right now. Earlier this morning, the official teaser trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One was shown on Good Morning America. IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!! It was a short teaser, but it still showed a lot. We now have an idea of who Felicity Jones' character is. We also got a cool look at Darth Vader. Well at least I think it was Darth Vader. Lots of Sith Lords wear black capes and we only got a view of their back. But seriously, we got a FREAKING ROGUE ONE TRAILER PEOPLE!!!! In the trailer we also get to see the Death Star being built. And the new Scarab Troopers look so cool! They should seriously start making books for these characters soon. Okay so I'm gonna go and watch the trailer a few times to see if there's anything I missed. The link for the trailer is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg

Thank you so much for reading this and may the Force be with you...

I Love Disney

So I saw Zootopia on Monday night.  I heard it was a very good movie. And it was!! It was probably one of the funniest Disney movies ever. I'm not gonna say any spoilers, but there was one part in the movie where Disney rips off their own movies. There was this weasel who said "I can get you movies that haven't even come out yet" and on the table, there are animal versions of Big Hero 6, Tangled, Frozen, Wreck-It Ralph, and a couple more that I missed. They even made a Frozen reference because in Frozen, one of Elsa's servants tells her that the Duke's name is Duke of Weaseltown and the Duke quickly reminds him that it's Weselton. Well in Zootopia, it's actually the other way around. I seriously recommend this movie.

Okay, well sorry today's blog was a little shorter than usual. But I have a lot of school work to do so I gotta go. I enjoyed talking to you guys again. Have a good day!!!

Captain America: Civil War

I'm fanboying. I am fanboying more than I ever have before. For years, Marvel fans around the world (myself included) have always wanted to see Spiderman team up with the Avengers. And now, it has FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!! If you aren't a hermit that lives under Mount Everest, then you know what I'm talking about. I'm taking about the brand new trailer for Captain America Civil War. And GOD I nearly cried. Let me show you a look at Spiderman's suit.

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It's great, right? Now this Spiderman is going to be played by Tom Holland. Go check him out on Instagram. He posts some cool stuff. Alright now let's chat about some other stuff in the new trailer. I was very excited to see more of Antman. I really enjoyed the first Antman movie, and so I just can't wait to see him again in Civil War. There are even rumors that he will become Giant Man like in the comics. I hope Michael Douglas will play Hank Pym in Civil War, even if it's just for a minute. OH!! And let's not forget about *dun dun dun* Black Panther. He had some amazing parts in this new trailer. Like when he totally destroys Bucky's motorcycle. And when the helicopter shoots him multiple times. But he has a suit made completely out of Vibranium, so it's fine. Okay well, I'm gonna go watch the trailer over and over to see what I missed. Have a great day!!

The Martian

            Hi. Welcome back to my blog. So what's up? Today is Monday, March 7.  Right now, I am sitting on the toilet about to take a shower. I'm not like doing my biz or anything. I'm just sitting there with the seat down. I promise.  Just a few minutes ago, I finished watching The Martian. You know, that really long, funny, scientific Matt Damon movie. Yeah that one. In the middle of watching it, I did notice that three Marvel actors are in that movie: the Mexican from Antman, the chick who plays Susan Storm in the Fantastic Four reboot (which completely sucked by the way), and Sebastian Stan who plays Bucky Barnes aka The Winter Soldier. I also really liked the Lord Of The Rings reference. especially because Sean Bean was in that movie. Okay so you know how The Winter Soldier is on Cap's side in Civil War (so am I)? Well when Mark says that he's Iron Man, I expected Sebastian Stan's character to just go all rage on Mark and all that. It was just a funny little joke going on in my head.

                Okay so last week, my old friend, Amber just started dating my friend, Kai. It's a little weird because, well....... she's short. Not that there's anything wrong with that. We're all short at some point. But it's just strange because Kai is a little tall-ish. Nothing compared to my height. Okay, well I gotta go. It was nice chatting with ya today. Goodbye!!

I'm Feeling Kinda Sick

Hello again. Today is Saturday February 27, 2016. I haven't posted since last Friday. So I'm gonna try to update on everything that's happened since then. Let's see... There is a 300 point assignment for social studies that was due on Friday. I couldn't turn it in because I wasn't feeling to good so I checked out. Recently, I've been getting lot of movies and tv shows from the library. This week, they added a bunch of new stuff. So I got Avengers: Age of Ultron even though I own it on my kindle and for Blu-Ray at my dad's. I also got Arrow season 1 and 2. I just finished season 1 this morning and I'm almost halfway through season 2. I know, I'm a little addicted. Oh did I mention that I take karate? Yep. For six years now. I started in 2010. I am a second degree brown belt with just one more belt until black belt. I am in the Masters Elite class. Recently, my technique has been getting better. My blocks are very good. I use my blocks in real world situations almost every week. You see, there's this dude named Paul at my school. He can be a real cool guy, but he has HUGE anger problems. We are friends and all, but sometimes he tries to attack me. He usually calms down by the second or third punch. I keep telling him everyday that I will always block his hits, but I would never hurt him back. He's my friend. And my heart is too soft to hit a friend. But if he had a weapon, I wouldn't hesitate to take him out. Not.. not like kill him. That's not what I meant for it to sound like. But I would stop him until he no longer had that weapon. Not that he's ever had a weapon pointed at me. And he probably never will. I mean, come on. He's a tall skinny guy with curly hair who plays Magic and Pokemon. He wouldn't use a weapon. So on... Friday I believe. Yes, Friday. Friday was one of my best friend's and my not-so-much-best-friend's 6 month anniversary. They broke up for two days back in November. This best friend that I'm talking about is named Elizabeth. God, I could blog about her for hours. I mean what can I say? She's amazing, she's funny she's smart, she's pretty, and she always makes me feel better.

       And then there's her boyfriend.

    Look, I don't necessarily HATE Dylan. I would just like him a lot more if he had duct tape over his loud, obnoxious mou-.... I'm sorry. I'm getting a little carried away. I can tell that he sometimes tries to be my friend. But every time he does, it kind of backfires. But he makes Elizabeth happy. And all I want is for her to be happy. Really. That's all I want. Truthfully.

    Well, guys. I am honestly super tired. We spent the whole day putting cement around our fence in the backyard. So I am exhausted. Good night, everyone. Thank you so much for reading my blog. I will see you next time!!

Sorry

Hello! And welcome back to my blog. Sorry it took me so long to post. God, it's been, like, over a month since I last updated this blog. I thought it was a really great idea when we got back from Christmas break and I saw this book in our school library called Blogging For Dummies. It had some very good tips. But let's talk about all that's happened recently. Let's see... oh yeah!! My grades are crap. I'm failing math and ELA. But all my other grades seem to be doing pretty well. Hmmmm... oh. Because of my horrible 2nd nine weeks report card, my mom gave my cat away. Isn't that sweet? And 4 days after that, my sister's dog Charlie (he is the cutest Pomeranian you'll ever see) ran away. But some family found him and gave him back. The very next day, my cat was given back to me because apparently he was being a little brat to his new family. So it all worked out pretty cool in the end. The other day on Saturday, I took my friend to go see Star Wars Episode VII. This was my 3rd time seeing it in the theater, and I watched a bunch of times online. I'm a little obsessed. So he enjoyed the movie very much. Only one problem- he hasn't seen any of the other Star Wars movies....

          Any of them.

I almost slapped him out of his chair when he told me. But I didn't cause we're best friends. I also can't wait until Batman vs Superman. I'm team Batman. Anyone who has a problem with that can fight me right now. I think that having Ben Affleck as Batman is a little... odd. But I guess he'll be alright.

Okay guys. Yaawwwnn *imagine me yawning* I'm gonna head to bed cause it's like 10 o'clock right now. I promise that I will try to blog a little more often. Goodnight!! Or... day... depending on where you are right now. Whatever. Goodbye!!